Get your audience hopping for your offer like popcorn on a skillet.
You are a passionate, expressive, out-of-the-box thinker who cares about people and making a difference.
Why shouldn't your messaging reflect that?
Pour personality-rich copy, custom-blended with fresh persuasive storytelling across your website, landing pages and emails, and show your ideal customer why YOU are the syrup to their pancakes.
Watch. They’ll heap up their plates and come back for more.
Speak your truths and share your own special vision (without having to type another word).
No waffle, guaranteed.
Sound yummy?
Would you rather chew aluminium foil than write another word?
I get it. Those copy jobs can mount up like a stack of dirty dishes. Do any of these ring true for you?
>YOU KNOW that you’re scaling fast and you need an expert to create seductive landing pages, lead magnets and emails while you stir all the other pots you have boiling?
>YOU KNOW your site and sales pages could be performing better, but don’t know where to look for those leaks, let alone fix them?
>YOU KNOW your sparkling personality wilts like warm lettuce the minute you fire up a Google doc. Wit? Funnies? Inspiration? Your words turn as dry as dust. Keyboards get hurt this way.
I can help you take a load off your plate.
That way, you can say no to copywriting burnout and yes to great (consistent) storytelling.
Hi, I’m Elle, Head Copy Cook here at the No Waffle Copy Shop.
I’ve written about Michelin-starred chefs, celebrities, politicians and designers and I learned one key thing:
Everyone has a compelling story to share.
It’s been my privilege to share theirs.
Now I can share yours.
My three-step process peppers copy with your personality and stirs engagement, so your audience hops for your offer like popcorn on a skillet.
Plus, you won’t ever again zone out at your keyboard and yell, “What am I trying to say?!”
No Waffle Copy Shop sells YOU like hotcakes.
What can good storytelling do for you?
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Make your sales pages 100% deliciously clickable.
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Command your tribe to listen, rise up and take action.
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2x, 4x, or even 10x’s your profits when you say, “Buy now!”
Let’s see. Would you rather…
Grow, grow, grow with a fresh-made list-building package?
Win more leads with an irresistible, optimised landing page?
Light up inboxes every time you send out a new email?
Convert customers with a smoking website you can’t wait to share?
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